440mL | 5.3% ABV*

No smoke, no mirrors and no fake flex here, just an outrageously thick cherry and banana pulp storm poured absolutely topped-up-to-the-brim with lush fruit saturation. 🍒🍌

Massive layers of juicy cherry and thicc banana pulp are fold together into a dense smoothie-style swirl that bounces between lolly-shop sweetness, pulpy fruit thickness and a sharp tangy sour snap that keeps the whole thing dangerously drinkable from the first sip to the last. The banana brings that soft silky body while the cherry cuts straight through with deep red jammy intensity, leaving the whole thing dripping in sticky fruit energy and loaded with the kind of flavour drip we can never seem to resist.

The Pretender rolls in sweet and smooth before completely pulling the rug out from underneath you, finishing loud, juicy and absolutely soaked in pulp.

*contains lactose