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Wipe Me Down - Smoothie Sour
Wipe Me Down - Smoothie Sour
Wipe Me Down - Smoothie Sour
Wipe Me Down - Smoothie Sour
Wipe Me Down - Smoothie Sour
Wipe Me Down - Smoothie Sour

Wipe Me Down - Smoothie Sour

440mL | 6.0% ABV

Wipe me down and call me Nancy. Strap in, fam; this is going to be one wild ride. Our lactose-heavy kettle-sour base has received an all-out liquid cream treatment, with bucketloads of fresh fruit added just before canning. Australian boysenberry juice, with banana and raspberry purée, lay the foundation for lashings of vanilla ice cream powder, lemon meringue whips, and coconut crème. And what's that? A kiss of Canadian maple syrup, you say? Go on, then. A delightful mess all wrapped in an aluminium suit. Wipe it down.

*contains lactose

$14.00