440mL | 6.70% ABV

OK people - time for some ancient poise and modern pulp action.

Green apple strike first with a bright, tangy snap that awakens the soul, before pear and banana glide in smooth and creamy like they’ve been rehearsing this entrance for centuries. Coconut cream folds through the whole thing in thick, velvety layers, turning sharp fruit into plush, smoothie-level decadence.
Like it has been brewed in royal chambers but dialled all the way into OD territory.

It’s sweet, it’s tart, it’s creamy, it’s chaotic. Composed, but absolutely pulped.

Watcha gonna do? Drink it. That's what.